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Joke of the Day
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
Next Joke
"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."
"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."
"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"
"When people tell me I look like my mother, I assume they mean disappointed."
"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"
"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
"What do gays and republicans have in common? Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision."
"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."