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Joke of the Day
"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
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"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."
"hi reddit okay bye reddit"
"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"
"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell."
"My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels."
"ME: I'll sleep on it. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok. ME: So wrap it up. I'd like to sleep on it tonight. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the... ok."