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Joke of the Day
"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
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"My 5 stages of grief: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Are you gonna eat that?"
"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!"
"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."
"Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone."
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"
"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"