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Joke of the Day

"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"

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"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."
"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."
"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's computer Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 8, he replied: ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"
"What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents"
"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."
"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."
"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."