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Joke of the Day

"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"

"My father was a nun. Whenever he was up in court and the judge asked ""occupation"", he'd say ""none"". (From Blackadder Goes Forth, is this still eligible for /r/jokes?)"

"What do you call a pest from the moon? A luna-tick."

"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"

"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."

"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"

"Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people."

"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"

"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""

"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"