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Joke of the Day
"How do you have sex with a fat chick?! Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots."
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"What are some great video game jokes?"
"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"
"I got my sister a T-shirt and a dildo... That way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself."
"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."
"What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other..."
"What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals? Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today."
"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."