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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals? Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today."

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."

"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it!"

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo"