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Joke of the Day

"Do pigs like Backgammon? No they prefer their backs scratched."

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me... I thought to myself, ""well, that was a little con-descending."""

"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""

"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"

"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."