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Joke of the Day

"""woofwoof, woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on politics lol you gotta look at both sides tho fam"

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."

"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."

"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""

"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"