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Joke of the Day

"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."

"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."

"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"

"Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs."

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."

"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."

"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."