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Joke of the Day
"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"
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"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."
"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"
"What's the difference between a Hippie chick and a Hockey Player? A Hockey Player takes a shower after 3 periods..."
"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"
"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."
"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
"People who know me say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"Girl just asked me to talk dirty so I described the space behind my fridge."