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Joke of the Day

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"

"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."

"I saw two guys having a fight on the train. So, being a bouncer, I dealt with the situation accordingly. I just stood there looking like a cunt."

"Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray."

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."

"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"

"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."

"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."

"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"