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Joke of the Day
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"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."
"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"
"Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers."
"R/News that about covers it"
"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."
"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""