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"Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
"I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers... Ooh, the pressure."
"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."
"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"
"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"