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Joke of the Day

"If a genie granted me 3 wishes I'd ask for unlimited wishes, then I'd probably take a nap"

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."

"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"

"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"

"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."

"Having sex with a waitress sucks. She only takes the tip."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick"