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Joke of the Day

"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."

"""That sucked."" -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie"

"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."

"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""

"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."

"My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA."

"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"

"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."