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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""

"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."

"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."