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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."

"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""

"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."

"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."

"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"

"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"