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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."

"What goes down but never comes up? The /r/news sub count."

"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."

"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."

"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."

"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."