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Joke of the Day
"Slept with my internet date... Got a virus"
Next Joke
"Why did the libertarian cross the road? None of your goddamn business. Am I being detained?"
"What did the man who ate a clock say? That was time consuming but I still want seconds."
"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."
"Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems."
"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."
"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."