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Joke of the Day

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... They are usually 90 degrees."

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."

"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"

"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."

"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"

"Did you see the movie about the demolition team? It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall."