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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. But i realised a sit-down comedian was more comfortable."
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"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
"If you're testing me, we failed."
"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"*Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*"
"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"
"In order to prepare for the future, I'm going to practice wearing adult diapers. But only when I'm drinking."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."
"Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong."