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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."
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"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"
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"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."
"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."
"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."
"Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr? Because it has cis-trust issues"
"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"