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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."
Next Joke
"Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer."
"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"
"I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard"
"I'm despondent. I'm chained to the phone charger. It's so fucking landline."
"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile."
"WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD"
"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"
"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."