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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"
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"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"
"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
"""It's one of those new Hoverboards!"" 9: Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together. ""Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"""
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"
"What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim? TWIGERING"
"I committed a petty theft today... The cops took me in on charges for a salt and battery."
"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."
"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."