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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep."
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"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"
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"What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ? Morning Ham"
"What's the right age to tell a film that it's adapted?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."