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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."
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"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."
"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."
"Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess."
"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"
"What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"