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Joke of the Day
"What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ? Morning Ham"
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"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."
"When someone tells me, ""Great question."" I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."
"Q: Why'd the robber take a bath? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."