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Joke of the Day
"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."
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"Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?"
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"You look like I could use some sex."
"My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings... ...he is an ex-tractor fan."
"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."
"Accidentally called 911 Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"What do you get when you burn down Woolworths? Coles."
"Queer Irishman Sean: Did ya here the one about the queer Irishman? Brian: No. Sean: Seems he was spotted leaving the pub at 11 o'clock with a girl. Brian: So? Sean: Closing time's one."
"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."