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Joke of the Day

"How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."

"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""

"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."

"How do you catch a refrigerator? Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa"

"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""

"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"