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Joke of the Day
"How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."
"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."
"How to eat?"
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"
"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."