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Joke of the Day

"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."

"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"

"You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol."

"What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor"

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"

"Guess which city got the best black Friday deals? Ferguson, it was a steal."

"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"

"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."

"Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life."