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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."
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"Wanna know why donald trump considers my penis a muslim? Because i bomb the pussy"
"*high fives self* *misses*"
"What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book."
"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."