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Joke of the Day

"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."

"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"

"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"

"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"

"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"

"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."

"How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb? Click here to find out!"

"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."