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Joke of the Day

"How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb? Click here to find out!"

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"What did the Indian tailor say to the patron who came in naked? ""What sarong with you?"""

"Butterfly Ass and Other Smells As Told by the Dog"

"I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said."

"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."

"Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie."

"Careful what you wish for!"

"I would like to apologize to all my American Friends for the Power Blackout in India. Electricity is now restored and your Customer Service & Tech Support is now up & running."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."