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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
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"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"
"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"
"""Let the chips fall where they may."" -My kids when they're eating chips on the couch."
"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"
"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time."