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Joke of the Day
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"
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"Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes? It was experiencing magnetopause."
"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."
"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."
"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."
"*Sat talking to a girl at a bar* Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. Me: I AM SMELLING YOU Brain: Why do you hate me?"
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"What does the Redditor do every morning? Hit the snoos button."
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."
"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."