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Joke of the Day

"Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul."

"""Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!"" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks"

"Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked."

"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."

"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"

"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."

"When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"

"Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans? Because it was soda pressing."