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Joke of the Day

"What's 9+10? 21 pairs of Deez Nuts"

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."

"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"

"The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in."

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer."

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."