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Joke of the Day

"If you are American when you go into the bathroom... ... and you are American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom? European!"

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"[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please? H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES"
"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"
"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"
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"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"
"Damn girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see"
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