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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."

"I was getting a blowjob and I told the girl to treat my dick like a jolly rancher.... and keep on sucking."

"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"

"Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq."

"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"

"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."

"Taken 4: Liam Neeson's daughter is kidnapped again. He calls up kidnappers and says ""just keep her. She's annoying and I'm tired of this"""