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Joke of the Day
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
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"Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn't want to kill it so I just fainted instead."
"Once I saw a ghost... It looked like your dick"
"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"Sometimes things go from bad to worse back to bad then awful, rotten, pure sh1t to pathetic & back to bad which feels ok. Hang in there."