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Joke of the Day
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
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"What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear."
"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""
"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Have you seen the special message written at the bottom of a condom when you roll it all the way out? Me neither.."
"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"
"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."