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Joke of the Day

"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

"[stubs toe] ""GOD DAMMIT"" God: No problem, bro. [toe goes to Hell]"

"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."

"[Warning a bit racist joke] What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? Will the defendant please rise !"

"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"