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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."
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"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"
"In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training... The interviewer said ""nah you just sort of pick it up as you go along""."
"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"
"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."
"Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down? Not all of us are surgeons."
"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"
"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."
"What did the silkworm comment on the message board? ""This thread is shit."""