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Joke of the Day
"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"
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"My new girlfriend says a small penis doesn't bother her... ... but I wish she wouldn't have one at all."
"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"
"I like to watch porn sometimes... ...just for the fucks of it."
"I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy."
"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"
"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."
"New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work"
"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."