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Joke of the Day
"Why cant Helen Keller drive? She's a woman"
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"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"
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"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"Barista: Did you hear Netflix is raising its price $2 a month? Me: Ridiculous! I won't pay it! B: here's your coffee. $12.32 M: thank you"
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"The women who are attracted to me all have one thing in common...[your punchline here] write your own punchline"
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."