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Joke of the Day
"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"
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"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"
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"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"
"How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [DATA EXPUNGED]"
"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."
"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"
"Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs"
"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""