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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tiss "
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"Do you know the major difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires"
"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""
"As a doctor, I've never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby before but let me give it a shot."
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."
"As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids."
"I hate all these posts They're so last year"