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Joke of the Day

"When I study, I highlight with a black permanent marker, forcing my brain to memorize that shit."

"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."

"What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies."

"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."

"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"

"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu"

"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."

"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""