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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"
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"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"
"""Did you just say something?"" ""Uhhh nope?"" ""Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."" ""No I didn't."" ""Good, because I'm vegan."""
"Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"
"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"