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Joke of the Day

"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."

"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"

"Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD. He has hairpiece."

"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"

"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"

"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."

"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"

"Wait in a dressing room until an employee comes to ask if they can help. Answer yes, pause, then say, ""But I need to be able to trust you"""

"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."