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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD. He has hairpiece."
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"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"
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"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"I have used contact lenses my whole life... I can apply them with my eyes closed."
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"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."