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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.. , but then I changed my mind."

"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."

"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."

"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"

"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""

"Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it"

"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."