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Joke of the Day

"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."

"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"

"Poop jokes... are the shit."

"What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door? If you let the dog in, it will shut up."

"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"

"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."

"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"

"The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters..."